FartMachine.com Delivers Tons Of Fun

Posted on April 01, 2010, 10:33 am
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Nobody wants to admit it, but everybody farts. Whether it is an audible rip or silent but deadly, everyone has to pass gas sometime. We all share this human trait.

That is why everybody loves and wants our Fart Machine! It is the funniest gag gift ever made! You can embarrass your victims whenever the mood strikes you. Just hide the 3 inch battery-powered speaker on or near the vicinity of someone, press the remote button (it is small enough to keep in your pocket), and watch the embarrassment begin!

Works from up to 100 feet away… and even through walls! Our Fart MachineTM produces 15 disgusting fart sounds that will turn heads! The uses are endless and the laughter never stops! Remote control includes battery. Just add a single 9V battery (not included) to the speaker unit and you are ready to rip!

To test 6 of the 15 unforgettable farts, and purchase this amazing toy, please go to FartMachine.com.

 

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